|wedding blues (pt. 1??)
||[Jul. 14th, 2006|01:53 am]
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Well Livejournal, you may be my only hope...
As some of you already know, planning a wedding is no walk in the park, although there are flowers (and sometimes sex) involved in both. My problem, specifically, is that my lovely bride-to-be and I have already set in stone a specific number of guests to attend (100). Now, here I am at 2am in a half-drunken stupor databasing said guests, and I have a little moral qualm going on.........There are more than a hundred fucking people in the database!!. So, people of Livejournal, if you are still with me, I beg of you....who should I cut out of this thing?! Should it be the cousin that I haven't seen in 15 years but I feel like he should be invited because I wet his bed when I was 7 and I still feel a tad bit guilty about it?? Should I go the cheap route and not invite the people that will be drinking the most wine? Should I feel obligated to invite anyone who invited me to their wedding, even if it's been years since we've last spoke? How do I tell a single person that I really want them to be there, but I don't want them to bring an entourage?? Do I have to invite everybody I've riddin on a goddamn bus with in the past 20 years to this thing?? WHERE DOES IT END?!?!?!?! Married or not, your input will be most appreciated!
And please, PLEASE, PLEASE...if you don't end up getting an invite -- DO NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY!! It's a tough, tough call, and I wish I could invite all of you and tell you to bring your families and kitties and puppies and turtles along - but alas; I'm kinda screwed here as it is.